I'm hooooooooome. Home swete hoem. Still need work, but hell, I have a VERRRRY IMPORTAT ANNONSEMENT TO oops, yelling, to maek to everyone hre first.

I am now maerried to the most baeutifol woman in the WORLD. THE ENTIRE FCUKING WORLD. I mean look look look look look loooooooook.

( Not Cut IC )

you know

you guys, all of yiu

yyyyou guys are great okay. this ocmmunity is really great. 's so happy in here even tho i cant find the keys i want its' jstu great y'know. evenn tho i tried to leave teh other day and my computer shut down for tee-- uh three days. evrythings so great.

i;d make a heart but i cant fidn my shift key. wait wait. ♥

's a ( Read more... )

sso say thaht youre reeally really bored but yo cant' thing of what do do. so what

hey, whats tis wepaon doinghere. it shooud be ove there

what was i asking againn?/

Considering the state of the community, and as your friendly sort of local detective, I thought I'd remind everyone that you shouldn't drive under the influence and that doing so can lead to loss of your licence!

Be safe!

( House and Wilson's excellent car ride adventure )

what is wrong of everyone. youre posting such stupid.why is everyone so stupid always. ask stupid questions and get stupid answers. always obvious what your problem is, nobody sees it, nobody smart enough except me. azula too. but azula is a bitch so she doesnt count. mitsuru. maka. nobody sees it. people love the same people of the people ( Read more... )

Stupid virus.  Not fair to get drunk wifout ever drinkin' anything...  Locked myself in my room 'fore it got too bad. Dun want 'melia to shee me like this...

Too drunk to type right.  's 'noying.  Found funny thing, though.  's play from Earth.  's called... what was it?  Omelet?  's named after a depressed prinss.  Ver' funny, 'cause it's pisshers ( Read more... )

....You'd think the one who on average drank more alchoholic substances then water would be the one posting like a dumbshit to a public place. Yet one of the few NOT posting like a drunken moron is the alchoholic.

This would be one of the times I'd suggest a Soberity Role Call is it was not such an obviously lost cause.

It's times like these I ( Read more... )

this. This is not funny. Iw ant you to know that this is nto funy and I'm goign - going - to get in trouble because poeple are noticitng. obviously!

You can't jjust be like "oh, hey. you have cancer, arlihgt. seirously lujust look at htis thing you have cancer" and be drunk because what doctor oscomes to bed i mean work drunk - I dint even drink ( Read more... )

You know what?

When you have to try four times to get married and each one of those times ends up in failure you would think that you're doing something wrongI never asked for this; wake me up when everything's not fucked up. I just want to be a wife and a mother, not a super hero ( Read more... )